Top Fifteen Things that Sound Better in Theory

  1. Creating two incompatible systems of orgasm for men and women.
  2. The Death Star(s)
  3. <s>Alchemy</s> O-Chem
  4. Russian brides for pennies on the dollar
  5. Rope ladder to the Moon
  6. The ASUC
  7. The Baptist Church
  8. The Royal Family
  9. An army of hyper-intelligent rhesus monkeys
  10. Canada
  11. Internet dating
  12. A sitcom featuring Jenny McCarthy
  13. Clear cola
  14. “Blow job, Mr. President?”
  15. Calculator watches