- Creating two incompatible systems of orgasm for men and women.
- The Death Star(s)
- <s>Alchemy</s> O-Chem
- Russian brides for pennies on the dollar
- Rope ladder to the Moon
- The ASUC
- The Baptist Church
- The Royal Family
- An army of hyper-intelligent rhesus monkeys
- Canada
- Internet dating
- A sitcom featuring Jenny McCarthy
- Clear cola
- “Blow job, Mr. President?”
- Calculator watches
