- More people that listen to rap music, less people that can understand it.
- “Yo Quiero Taco Bell” Chihuahua replaced by “Yo Quiero Apple Pie” Labrador.
- Influx of tornadoes, trailer parks appear on Memorial Glade.
- Native American Studies becomes “Injun Studies.”
- No more American Cultures requirement.
- Columbus Day parade on Telegraph.
- Average height of Cal students lowers.
- Out Fat Slice, in Fat Rice.
- Admissions of “Other” group plummets, Otheria declares war.
- Golden Bear burritos not nearly as zesty.
- Mexican admissions down, New Mexican admissions way up.
