Top Ten Reasons Why Your Car Should Be as Low to the Ground as Possible

  1. Puff Daddy has one.
  2. Jesus likes lowered cars. Just ask Kierkegaard.
  3. The lower your Honda Civic is, the more it looks like a <I>real car</I>.
  4. It’s mass cool.
  5. To avoid radar.
  6. The reduced drag due to air resistance will save you on average 5.75 per month on gasoline
  7. Get down, get down… na na na, nanana.
  8. Need an excuse not to be able to get out of your driveway
  9. Find being stuck on speed bumps erotic
  10. Damn smurfs!