Top Ten Jobs For English Majors

  1. Flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong
  2. Waiting for Godot
  3. A Street Punk Named Desire
  4. Venetian Merchant
  5. Security Monitor
  6. Karamazov brother
  7. The Last Mohican
  8. Dead Salesman
  9. Men
  10. Mice
  11. Translating at the English Embassy
  12. Au Pair
  13. Uh, grad school?