Top Twelve Reasons to Pull the Fire Alarm

  1. There’s a fire
  2. You want to beat off.
  3. Your pants are on fire.
  4. To pet the Dalmatian.
  5. Mynocks
  6. lt doesn’t matter, as long as you did it By Any Means Necessary.
  7. Because it’s your God given right. What are you? A commie?
  8. Ignarting gone too far.
  9. To see if it works.
  10. You’re losing at Warcraft 2.
  11. To get him off of you.
  12. To water your plants.