Top Eleven Reasons to Smoke Pot

  1. Because altered states of consciousness are the only known antidotes for college.

  2. Because, with each purchase, 5% of the profits go to a needy cause.

  3. Because of the kind of people who don’t. Newt Gingrich doesn’t.
  4. Because you live in a dilapidated housing project (i.e. the co-ops).
  5. Because it makes the cartoon “No Exit” in the Daily Cal actually funny.
  6. Because it’s a lot easier than trying to snort it.
  7. Because you’re a potsmoker.
  8. Because it’s. . . . there!
  9. More socially acceptable than smoking cigarettes.
  10. Because I learned it by watching you!