Because altered states of consciousness are the only known antidotes for college.
Because, with each purchase, 5% of the profits go to a needy cause.
- Because of the kind of people who don’t. Newt Gingrich doesn’t.
- Because you live in a dilapidated housing project (i.e. the co-ops).
- Because it makes the cartoon No Exit in the Daily Cal actually funny.
- Because it’s a lot easier than trying to snort it.
- Because you’re a potsmoker.
- Because it’s. . . . there!
- More socially acceptable than smoking cigarettes.
- Because I learned it by watching you!