Features
- Words from the Top
- The Adventures of Sven Bjolnir
- A Day in the Life of D. West
- The Helper Monkeys Saga
- Superhero Jury
- I, Roe-bot: An Historical Journey
- This Bar Mitzvah Has One Complete Roster of the 1996 Chicago Bulls Too Many
- A New, Old-school Workplace
- The Future According to the ’70s
- Pirate Battle
Newsflashes
- Southern California Hit by Reverse Tsunami
- Woman Gets Rare Cancer
- Bush Calls for Draft
- Man Gradually Replaced by Better Version of Self
- Student Unable to Comply with Parent’s Request
- Bee and Allergic Man Killed in Murder-suicide Pact
