Features
- The Future According to the ’70s
- Pirate Battle
- AssistedSuicideGirls.com
- Mark Thomas vs. the Internet
- Being a Male Porn Star Is Hard Work
- Words from the Top
- The Adventures of Sven Bjolnir
- A Day in the Life of D. West
- The Helper Monkeys Saga
- Superhero Jury
Newsflashes
- Man Gradually Replaced by Better Version of Self
- Student Unable to Comply with Parent’s Request
- Bee and Allergic Man Killed in Murder-suicide Pact
- Southern California Hit by Reverse Tsunami
- Woman Gets Rare Cancer
- Bush Calls for Draft
