Features
- Med-Libs
- Tower of Power
- A Final Word from the Top
- Short Conversations
- Squelchboy Interview: Jesus Christ
- That Darn Gato
- Letters to the Editors
- Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places
- The X-Files
- Bathroom Humor
Newsflashes
- Astronomers Prove Expansion
- Lemmon Goes Sour
- California Tosses Out Riffraff
- UC Dining Services Named in Ketchup Scandal
- Berkeley Scientists Create Chaos
- New Mammmy for Sig-Phi-Ep
Top Tens
- Top Ten Reasons Lazy Eddie’s is Going Gut of Business
- Top Ten Places You Don’t Want to Wake Up In
- Top Five Things You Don’t Want to See on a Final
- Top Ten Rejected Horsemen of the Apocalypse
- Top Five Sores
- Top Eleven Results of New Admissions Standards
- Questions That Are Likely to Get an Ambiguous Reply at Cal
- Top Fifteen Things that Sound Better in Theory
- Top Ten Reasons Why Your Car Should Be as Low to the Ground as Possible
- Top Twelve Pro-Wrestling Moves
