Features
- Childhood Jokes Rewritten as Editorial Commentary on American War Criminals
- The Magic School Bus and the Bancroft/Telegraph Bus Stop
- Miles Davis: Practical Joker
- Waffle Iron Defeats Mark Thomas
- Words from the Top
- The Moderate’s Hell or Heaven?
- Interview With Ronnie
- The Continuing Adventures of… HALF JEW!
- A Letter to Now Todd from Future Todd
- Snoop Dogg in Different Wacky Situations
Newsflashes
- Only Map to UC Merced Lost
- Two Second Mystery
- Woman Coughs for Attention
- U.S. Troops Not Exactly Sure Where They Are
- Writer Drunk
- Researchers Seek Subjects for New Study on Sexuality
- Three Kings: Checked Out
- Man Dips Penis in Fish Tank, Tells No One
- Protestor Smashes Vase Symbolizing Capitalism
- God Due Out with Follow-Up this Fall
Top Tens
- Top Ten Things to Do in Your Year Abroad in France
- Top Ten Reasons Buying Drugs Supports Terrorism
- Top Ten Other Things to Do in Your Year Abroad in France
- Top Ten Reasons You’re Graduating
- Top Ten Pornographic Children’s Books
- Top Ten Reasons to Donate Your Eggs
- Top Ten Almost Palindromes
- Top Ten Knockoffs of Berkeley Restaurants
- Top Ten Greatest Things Prior to Sliced Bread
- Top Eight Pornographic Oscar-Nominated Films
