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Author Archives: The Squelch
Federal Trade Commission Starts, End Google Anti-trust Suit
WASHINGTON, D.C. (DS) – On the cusp of Google’s planned buyout of DoubleClick, the online advertising industry’s leading ad-seller, the Federal Trade Commission has both opened and closed its antitrust suit directed at the world’s top search engine.
“As Google … Read More
Failed Biopics
**An Ironclad Chicken-Coop: the Strom Thurmond Story **
Starring The Rock as Young Strom and A Wrinkly Leather Puppet as Old Strom
Tagline : “Great times make great oldest men in the world.”
Chronicles subject’s harrowing struggle against : African-American … Read More
Diary of a White Collar Criminal
February 2001 – Big Promotion
I may not have one of those fancy “MBAs” or “GEDs” but if there’s one thing I do know, it’s landscape architecture. Wait, I mean business. That’s right, I just became CEO. Who’s an accident … Read More
Unregistered Sex Offenders
California law stipulates that all convicted sex offenders must register their name and address with the state. However, many slip through the cracks in this system. By not technically breaking any laws, a few perverted, depraved individuals roam free and … Read More
I Want to be Fired
Lately, I’ve been wanting to get good and fired. It’s just one of those things that I want to try once before I die, like meth…again. I’ve been brainstorming ways. Here are a few:
**Propose a ‘Cleanest Pussy in the … Read More
Me
When I was a little kid I always thought my life would get better and better and better. Well has it? Let us compare.
Mornings
Me at 6 : I wake up early for cartoons!
Me at 16 : I … Read More
There’s a New Sheriff[s] in Town
Dear Reader:
So it looks like the old editors decided to be pricks and graduate. It turns out that they had done some bullshit loophole thing and “completed their core requirements with a minimum grand point average of 2.0.” Well … Read More
Geriatrix: A Cyberpunk Novel for Old People
Chapter 5: Do I Have a Virus?
“So why are you here?”
“I hear… I hear you know computers. I’ve got electronic mail to send to my grandson. But I’m scared and confused.”
“Say no more.”
Walter powered up the desktop of his gleaming new Apple II. … Read More
Bratz ARG Nears Finale
Hundreds of thousands of teenage girls descended on a remote area of Saskatchewan on Tuesday, in preparation for the finale of the popular, complex Alternate Reality Game promoting the movie “Bratz.”
The ARG began over six months ago, when the … Read More
