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Players who were just dragging the team down
The life expectancies of those not rich, white
Elaborate Carmen Miranda costume for White House dog
Federal Youth Rec Center, thereby necessitating an inspiring New-Wave-music-accompanied fundraising scheme
Collision insurance
Gold coin swimmin’ … Read More
He’s really a square. I mean cube. I mean a Borg cube. He’s a Borg cube.
Smart, well paid, and really (la)CUTE(is)
House is immaculate, clean, organized, and can sustain speeds of warp 9.98 for up to 50 earth hours … Read More
[incredulously] Who is Jesus!?
Only this man can save you now.
H. Christ.
He came from Galilee.
The grandson of Joachim and Anne.
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Wish for more wishes.
Break up time machine into small parts; paddle each other with the remnants.
Go back to that day that everybody got totally hammered and gotthe goat on the roof and then we played foosball until Chad … Read More
You’re a terrier and dogs look stupid wearing clothes.
Because that shit is hot.
It’s a parade, and you’re showing off your new set of clothes to all yoursubjects.
How else is anyone going to see your cock ring?
Do … Read More
Eureka!
Geez woman, have you ever heard of a bikini wax?
Is this where the stork’s supposed to land?
Are you aroused? It’s okay, you can tell me.
I’ve never seen that color before.
It appears that you have pneumonia. … Read More
The clitoris.
A distaste for razors.
Ralph Fiennes.
Donner Lab (by the time they’re a senior).
The missing link.
Knowledge of what to wear when it’s raining.
Hate for the views of others.
A crappy apartment.
Their high school friends … Read More
Trial by jury.
Christmas, Hanukkah, Commercialism
Growing up, you dorks.
A unitary autocratic dictatorship.
Embryo, fetus, baby
Chicken, egg, chicken, no wait….
Christian, Jew, Muslim
Mossimo, Stussy, No Fear
White, Black, Asian
Russian roulette.
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Cicero (and his Troupe of Gyrating Choir Boys)
Jimmy the Dancing Chimp
Tony Danza
Hitler
Mr. Non-Sequitur
Gandhi
Marie Curie (’cause she’s hot)
Santa Claus
Stalin
Jon Stewart
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Win a gold medal in the 800 meters at the Special Olympics.
Complete an unsatisfying ab workout.
Wait patiently for the supervillain to explain his detailed plan.
Cut the black wire … No, the yellow wire!
Be a dick and … Read More
