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Free porn!
Being an egg loaner not lucrative enough
Lower your cholesterol
So you can experience the joy of being a donor
You’re an Olympic runner and they’re weighing you down
Beats being a leg donor
You’re tired of seeing … Read More
Take-yo-Sushi Biatch
Crepes-a-Poo-Poo
Chez P+Anis
Juice Appeal (but open)
Mildly Intelligent Alec’s
Kip’s Underage Caf+A
Morbidly Obese Slice
El Burrito
Frogurt Shark
Slop Dog
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You paid Stanford $120,000
You’re Kyle Boller and it’s opposite day
You need to go star in a late-60’s movie with Ann Bancroft
Like Stalin, your third five-year plan was wildly successful
Cause you can’t go home and you can’t … Read More
Mess with those guards that can’t talk
Eat fish n’chips
Hunt big game
Fly to New Orleans for Mardi Gras
Carnaval!
Tour the Amazon
Oktoberfest
Sake bomb
Do as the Romans do
Go to Amsterdam
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Goodnight Poon
Frog and Toad, Together in that Way
Cocks in Socks
Pippi Dongstocking
Where the Wild Things are Filmed and Put on the Internet
Bi-curious George
Winnie the Pooh-fetishist
Oh, the Carpets You’ll Mow
Where Waldo’s Dick?
Charlotte’s Wet … Read More
[incredulously] Who is Jesus!?
Only this man can save you now.
H. Christ.
He came from Galilee.
The grandson of Joachim and Anne.
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Glory Hole
Free makeover courtesy of the producers of the Ricki Lake Show!
Lets you go both ways now
Gondola ride to the top of Campanile
Laughs heartily whenever someone calls Sproul the “Home of Free Speech”
Moves around so … Read More
Christmas is really about the birth of Oski
Junior starring Arnold Schwarzenegger was filmed on this very campus, the most successful movie in the history of the worldz
City of Berkeley once populated by lazy blacks and Latinos with low … Read More
Friendly Yolkels
73% of your RDA of cholesterol
My hatred for those Jesus murderers who couldn’t appreciate Easter if you lit it on fire and stuck it in a menorah
Fucking three yolks! I swear man, this one time. It … Read More
Blue and Yellow mixed together, smartass
Your mom’s crotch. Seriously, she should get that checked.
Green Lantern, jealous
A gangrenous leprechaun
I’m serious, have you tried this Palmolive?
Green Apple Palmolive. It smells as good as it looks. It’s incredible. … Read More
