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Mess with those guards that can’t talk
Eat fish n’chips
Hunt big game
Fly to New Orleans for Mardi Gras
Carnaval!
Tour the Amazon
Oktoberfest
Sake bomb
Do as the Romans do
Go to Amsterdam
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Goodnight Poon
Frog and Toad, Together in that Way
Cocks in Socks
Pippi Dongstocking
Where the Wild Things are Filmed and Put on the Internet
Bi-curious George
Winnie the Pooh-fetishist
Oh, the Carpets You’ll Mow
Where Waldo’s Dick?
Charlotte’s Wet … Read More
Silly String funny, not lethal
Grandma Bush’s homemade lemonade
Iraq painted fierce looking “X”s on top of all military installations, hoping to scare off U.S. planes
Three words: R. Lee Ermey
Human wall actually made out of easily penetrable human … Read More
Misguided “smoke a blunt, get a bomb” program
Allah so much cooler when high
Drug use makes you ineligible for the armed services
The little girl on the bike that you killed while driving around high would have been the … Read More
Chicken… or the egg
Unsliced condoms
Fusion power
The telephone
Marzipan!
Loaves
Not dying of cholera
Sex and/or masturbation
Bread Slicer, invented in 1793 by Eli Whitney
Sliced peanut butter
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Glory Hole
Free makeover courtesy of the producers of the Ricki Lake Show!
Lets you go both ways now
Gondola ride to the top of Campanile
Laughs heartily whenever someone calls Sproul the “Home of Free Speech”
Moves around so … Read More
Christmas is really about the birth of Oski
Junior starring Arnold Schwarzenegger was filmed on this very campus, the most successful movie in the history of the worldz
City of Berkeley once populated by lazy blacks and Latinos with low … Read More
Friendly Yolkels
73% of your RDA of cholesterol
My hatred for those Jesus murderers who couldn’t appreciate Easter if you lit it on fire and stuck it in a menorah
Fucking three yolks! I swear man, this one time. It … Read More
Blue and Yellow mixed together, smartass
Your mom’s crotch. Seriously, she should get that checked.
Green Lantern, jealous
A gangrenous leprechaun
I’m serious, have you tried this Palmolive?
Green Apple Palmolive. It smells as good as it looks. It’s incredible. … Read More
Thomas Jefferson’s evil plot to tip all the cows
A job! (Those hippy slackers)
That bartering sucks
Lewis held captive by Lex Luther; Clark changes quickly in a phone booth, saves Lewis.
Elvis, Osama, the Missing Link, and Sasquatch, all … Read More
