We all remember the cuddly misadventures of Ricky Stratton (played by Ricky Schroder) and his dad in the popular 1980s sitcom Silver Spoons. Ricky lives in the lap of materialist luxury, with arcade games in his living room, … Read More
Many women came away very disappointed from last week’s “Women for Gore” convention. “We wanted to see blood and guts, man, and all we got was a boring guy talking about China. That fucking sucked!” commented one… Read More
In an effort to curb the use of guns in violent crimes, Bay Area officials reimplemented the highly successful Toys for Guns” program this week with a slightly different theme. The new program, dubbed “Ass for Guns”, will … Read More
In the latest attempt to distract the American public from the fundamental problems of society through scapegoats and mean words, our buddies in Congress have pressured movie theaters all across the country into carding for R-rated movies. While it … Read More
I recently returned from studying abroad in Sweden, also known as “The land of a thousand Swedes,” and “The powder- keg of Scandinavia.” Now many people are inclined to ask, “why the fuck did you choose Sweden?” To … Read More
The idea that some people have an inalienable right to eat other people is as old as the idea that you can lie as much as you want to small children. Cannibalism, also called anthropophagy by old, balding, … Read More
A Berkeley resident is currently recovering from a terrifying experience involving his girlfriend’s enormous genitalia. Hank Moonves, a local computer programmer, described his adventure to reporters earlier this week:
“My girlfriend and I were about to have… Read More
Local citizens were puzzled by a bizarre incident that occurred Thursday night. The mysterious event took place as several dozen curious passersby looked on in amazement. “I was really blown away,” explained eyewitness Tom Cunningham, “I mean… Read More
I went to my Nana and Baba’s hous after skool ended. they was so nice to me. they was so proud of me and my A’s in englis and P.E. Baba was a little mad cause i’m not … Read More
Day 0: I need something to write about. I should probably get around to creating that universe that I’ve been planning. On second thought, that sounds like a lot of work. Maybe I’ll do it tomorrow.
Day 1:… Read More
