Una Noche de Amor
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You Can’t Do That in Berkeley
Scene: Firing squad
Alasdair stands against a post with his hands behind his back. El Capitano calls out to offscreen firing squad.
El Capitano: Ready . . . aim . . .
Alasdair: Wait a minute, … Read More
Summer Cinema Review
by T. Winston McCranahan, the man who creates devastatingly negative reviews by making awkward puns on movie titles
The dog days of summer brought America some films that were quite dog-like indeed. Or, should I say, Cats and Dog(s)-like! Ha! On with the reviews!
Pearl Harbor: With leaden acting, inept plotting, and a… Read More
Nightlife Environmentally Safe
Clubber Hugo Siriani disturbed patrons of a southern Florida dance club last week when he entered a club wearing vinyl pants and a fishnet shirt. Siriani had been spotted throughout the week sporting the revealing white fishnet shirt over his … Read More
BAM Hosts Georgia O’Keeffe Exhibit
The Berkeley Art Museum hosted an exhibit by famed floral painter Georgia O’Keeffe, much to the delight of many patrons.
“It was amazing,” said musem goer Lance McCrory. “Her work is so realistic. I felt like I … Read More
World Wars “Always Planned as Trilogy”
According to Internet fansites, the U.S. is reportedly in talks with the U.N. trying to generate interest in a third installment of the popular “World War” franchise. “World War I and World War II were far and… Read More
Worst Case Scenario Handbook
Berkeley Edition
Failing Classes
- SLEEP WITH PROFESSOR. This may not help your grade. However, you will have a great story for Playboy.com’s On Campus section.
- BUY BOOKS. Actually owning class reading material may come in handy when trying to
Chandra Levy Status Upgraded from “Missing” to “So Dead Already”
Investigators this week officially called off all efforts in the investigation of missing intern Chandra Levy, declaring, “Come on, she’s so dead already. What are we going to find anyway? I’m sure she rotted away months… Read More
Entire Bag of Bagels Tastes Like Onion Bagels
A 10:00am meeting at Berkeley’s Ecology Law Center was spoiled earlier this week when it was discovered that all thirteen bagels purchased by intern Jenny Fialla tasted like onion. The culprit was allegedly a single onion bagel placed in … Read More
School Shooting News Template
[City, State]- A student gunman killed [number] and wounded [number] people at a [suburban/urban] [city] high school on [day] before [type of employee] brought him down in a gun battle, police say… Read More
