Guitar Solo Fades Out

The guitar solo on the pop-reggae classic “No Woman No Cry (Live),” as it appears on the 1984 Polygram release “Legend: The Best of Bob Marley & the Wailers,” fades out as the track ends, sources … Read More

Volume 12- Issue 4

THE ALPHA MALE!!

Part man, Part lion, and a 100% pure man-lion

Dan Freedman, feature

Pssst.. Hey loser! I’m talking to you. Yeah, you with the eyebrows and teeth. Let me ask you a question. Do you want to get all the Ladies? Do you want to be that guy who makes… Read More

Volume 12- Issue 4

My Adventure at Berkeley Bowl!

feature, Rebecca C. Brown

Believe it or not, some cities in this country aren’t as conducive to veganism and politically left-leaning ideals as our great town. Amazingly, in some cities white middle class youth waste their lives going to ovrepriced universities … Read More

Volume 12- Issue 3

Holiday Memories

feature

Carving the turkey is my favorite part of Thanksgiving. No, it’s not because I like holding knives or because I like to butcher things. It’s for the cooking aesthetics. The turkey always smells so fresh. Mom uses a… Read More

Volume 12- Issue 3

Scrap!

feature, Mark Thomas

The time was 11:52. PM. Me and the fellas were heading for the Ragtime after a little soft-shoe over on Main Street when we heard it. Bass. Walking.

“Snap!” I held up my fist and my … Read More

Volume 12- Issue 3

Words From the Top

A Tad Bit Stupid

feature, Kenny Byerly

There’s something a lot of you are doing wrong, and it’s time you all know about it before your ignorance embarrasses me any further. Let’s start with the basics, with some friendly excerpts from Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary… Read More

Volume 12- Issue 3

Loving the EECS

feature, Kevin Deenihan

It’s Friday night, and you’ve been stood up by the Usual Penis so he can go to a strip club. Your options are limited: watch the Oxygen Network with your roommate, try and find a frat party not full … Read More

Volume 12- Issue 3

The Daily Californian

Corrections & Clarifications

feature, Kevin Deenihan

Our article on Sarvonian Exchange Students incorrectly spelled exchange student Garvoni’s name as “Gabvoni.” Also, there is no such nation as Sarvonia.

Our Tuesday Editorial incorrectly stated “So let’s end this period of tolerance and… Read More

Volume 12- Issue 3

Famous Showdowns Throughout History

feature, Matt Loker

Athens vs. Sparta

When: 491 B.C. to 412 B.C. However, doubts have recently been cast upon these dates by an excavation in Northern Greece and the fact that I’m just making shit up.
Where: See title of fight, tough guy.… Read More