Features
- A Freshman Muses on Dwinelle
- Berkeley Personalities I’d Really Like to See
- Goodbye To Uncle Joe
- Radar Can Suck My Dick
- The Devolution of Michael Dukakis
- A Few Words from the Top
- Ride, Pete, Ride
- How to Be a Mack-Daddy (or Daddy-Mack) Stud
Newsflashes
- Star Trek Based Masturbation Plagues EECS
- Epic Records To Release Campanile’s Greatest Hits
- Socialist Workers Organization Suspected Of Disorganization, Unemployment
- Spitfire Event To Be Horrific Failure
Top Tens
- Top Ten Withheld Excerpts From Kenneth Starr’s Report
- Top Ten Reasons We Think We Beat Nebraska
- Top Ten Causes the ASUC Will Donate $1,000 to Instead of Yolanda Manuel
- Top Ten People Worse than David Cash
- Top Ten Worst Things to Say to Your Girlfriend When She Tells You She’s Pregnant
- Top Ten Things Overheard During a Cal-PIRG Meeting
- Top Fifteen Little Known Poker Variants
- Top Ten Things Learned While Pledging
- Top Ten Useless Things in Berkeley
- Top Ten Things You Don’t Want to Find Outside Your Door
