Top Ten Worst Things to Say to Your Girlfriend When She Tells You She’s Pregnant

  1. Monica, now is really not a good time to talk about this.
  2. Newman!
  3. Thekid won’t look like you, will he?
  4. I don’t pay you $20 a hour to hear you bitch about your problems!
  5. You can drop out of school just like my last girlfriend.
  6. I think we should see other people.
  7. Condoms break, missy.Deal with it!
  8. Are you sure it was me? You were passed out a really long time.
  9. My wife’s going to kill me.
  10. Damn! You’re going to chunk up on me, aren’t you?