Top Ten Rejected De-Cal Classes

  1. Linguistics: Using the definite article in front of freeway names
  2. Entomology: Shit that bugs
  3. Economics: Managing a sports debt
  4. Religious Studies: Preaching the Bible like a maniac
  5. Tabloid Journalism: Writing for the Daily Cal
  6. Environmental Sciences: How to look like a science major
  7. Legal Studies: How to Avoid an Accessory Rap
  8. Greek: Successful Brainwashing Techniques
  9. Comparative Geography: Your ass from a hole in the ground
  10. Human Biodynamics: Intro to Jizm