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Top Ten Reasons We Think We Beat Nebraska | The Heuristic Squelch
Volume 8- Issue 2

Top Ten Reasons We Think We Beat Nebraska

October 1, 1998

  1. We have electricity

  2. They slept with our cheerleaders

  3. We slept with their cheerleaders
  4. We didn’t tear down our own goal posts
  5. BEAR-SNAK
  6. Cal Band Great!
  7. We won in spirit by being more ethnically diverse
  8. Bras are constraining and I hate ska
  9. The Daily Cal reported that we did
  10. They’re from Nebraska