Volume 16, Issue 6: Brave Little Suicide

Features

• Smarmy Bastard Explains Everything
• The Incredibly Hip Eatery
• The Unchosen People
• Words From the Top
• Post Apocalyptic Love Advice
• Eulogy
• Animal Love
• Step into my office…
• s.f. bay area craigslist > a guide to casual encounters
• Seinfeld Meets 24

Newsflashes

• Fat, Black, Female Priest Actually Martin Lawrence Trying to Steal a Diamond
• Romania to Name Dragon National Bird
• Lieberman Announces Gray Horse Candidacy
• Rapture Occurs, Productivity Skyrockets