Features
- Great Moments in Super Bowl History
- We Are Very Angry
- Paid Advertisement
- After-drinking Games
- My Virtual Girl
- Island Etiquette
- Sigmund Freud’s Forgotten Sessions
- I Am Smarter Than You
- 19th Century Job Interviews
- Make Your Own Action Movie
Newsflashes
- Girl Falls for Best Friend
- 3 Dead, 12 Wounded After Bear Wanders Into Furry Convention
- Berkeley Bong Ripping Contest Violates Law of Non-contradiction
- Middle America Continues to Scald Self
- Massage Therapists Take Legal Action
- Almost Straight Man Drives Silver Jetta
- Martin Luther King Gets Undeserved Recognition
