Look, I’m sure you don’t need a whole lot of convincing. We all
know English is the linguistic top dog (not to be confused with the Linguica
Top Dog). But just in case there’s any confusion, here’s how English
stacks … Read More
Author Archives: The Squelch
Inside a REVIEW Editorial Meeting
SARAH: Okay, everybody, Erin is back from Wine and Cheese Palace so we can
start the meeting. Ryan, please read the minutes from the last meeting.
RYAN: Okay, discussion of old business, 5 minutes spent assigning articles.
Break to discuss … Read More
Low-Rise Thong Not Low Enough
Claire Mitchell, a graphic designer in Newport Beach, California, has stated that she regrets spending $8.50 on a low-rise thong that was still visible above the waistline of her new Superlow Levi’s. “I was so excited to be able to … Read More
Diff’rent Strokes Diff’cult to Watch
Bay area resident and confessed _Diff’rent Strokes _memorabilia
collector Darrin Chameny finds watching episodes of the the show “very
tiring”. “I own every D’ Strokes shirt from the original 1978
marketing campaign.” remarks Chameny, who grew up avidly watching the… Read More
Frequently Asked Questions: Berkeley
As a new student at Berkeley, you no doubt have a lot of questions. But
exactly what questions should you have? These questions.
Q: What does Berkeley have to offer me?
A: A top notch education, Hot Tubs at University … Read More
Clippit Goes to Work
In a small office on the 42nd floor of the Chrysler Building,
a paper clip standing 3 feet 7 inches walks in. He has two round googly eyes
and floating eyebrows. He’s walking on a piece of magical floating paper.… Read More
Road Trip? …More like RAD trip!
I couldn’t believe it when my friend Josh told me that a greedy developer
had bought his parents’ shopping center and was about to tear it down
to build lavish new low-income housing. We needed to raise a bunch of … Read More
Gag Gift Leads to Queer Consequences
UC Berkeley students Jeff Conway and Tad Johaneston were shocked last week
when they discovered that a gag birthday gift had backfired in a most unexpected
fashion. Earlier in the week the friends had purchased a pair of jeans from… Read More
Minor Hells
Everyone knows that Gluttons are torn apart by ‘Cerberus’s bloody
teeth,’ and the Violent boil in a River of Blood while being stabbed
by centaurs. But what is Hell for the Barely Evil? Like people who think
about putting in … Read More
Dreams Throughout History
Caveman times
U'tuck and I are out deer hunting but there's no deer and it's
late at night. U'tuck tells me that he has an idea but he can't
tell me until I push this big heavy rock over a 