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A drag queen hits her penis with a hammer
George bush wonders what the Dukes of Hazard are doing
A gay teenager asks if it’s time to hit the showers
The wish of a white middle class child comes true … Read More
I’m staring at your complexion/ And getting a boner
I’m visiting an island of the western Pacific Ocean in the Malay
I’m climbing in your wardrobe/ It’s getting Narnia and Narnia
I’m cooking you some breakfast hash/ I’m getting cornier … Read More
Safety word “grwerwerwer” sounds lot like signal for fuck me harder “grwerfwere”
You already went black bear and now you can’t go back
Relationship dying due to language bear-ier
“Fuck Buddies” means different things to each of you
Everywhere you … Read More
Low scores from celebrity judges
It’s going good – you just have poor grammar
Your wife is starting to suspect you didn’t go up there to fish
It’s been half an hour, and you still have to say over a … Read More
Peter Parkinson’s and Spider-Maningitis
Genital Mono
Whatever you get from sleeping with Jessica Alba
Alzheimer’s if you recently watched your family be mauled by tigers
That type of cancer that makes you crap Beanie Babies
Tickle-Cell Anemia
HIV Negative
The … Read More
She keeps asking if she can burrow money
In spring, as soon as the first grass peeks through the snow, she
She got a C in English because all she can say is
She covers her bedroom floor with CosmoGirl! … Read More
Squat Claimers
Silt on My Face
Two in the Pinkerton
Mother Loads
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves: Uncensored
The Further Adventures of John Shovel-Cock
Sluice Boxes, Loose Foxes and Moose Cockses (illegal in US)
Sluice Boxes and Loose Foxes … Read More
Holocausts you a fortune
Strippers are Jewish women
You didn’t go for a couple of weeks and now every time you go back they ask how come you never visit
Stripper’s name is Crystal Nacht
You’re OPEC and you don’t … Read More
Throwing a really hard penny off the top of a model of the Empire State Building
Lite-brite saber
Syphil-them
Prison consensual sex
Single Sclerosis
NRA: National Ruffle Association
The Heck’s Angels
Black guy in cage
Bungie walking
Drinking a gallon … Read More
You married a slutty horse
Hideous centaur children
Douches with molasses, apples and salt
Find the words “Mrs. Ed” written lovingly all over her day-planner
Everytime you answer the phone, hear 4 minutes of a horse trying to hang up … Read More
