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Fuck Ayoob
Mr. Potato Head, in microwave
Fuck Ayoob
Fuck Ayoob
Fuck Ayoob
Fuck Ayoob
Fuck Ayoob
Author of all those scanner movies and it’s irony day
Forgot to chew gum while plane was taking off
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Throwing a really hard penny off the top of a model of the Empire State Building
Lite-brite saber
Syphil-them
Prison consensual sex
Single Sclerosis
NRA: National Ruffle Association
The Heck’s Angels
Black guy in cage
Bungie walking
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You married a slutty horse
Hideous centaur children
Douches with molasses, apples and salt
Find the words “Mrs. Ed” written lovingly all over her day-planner
Everytime you answer the phone, hear 4 minutes of a horse trying to hang up … Read More
Top Ten Signs Your Lasik Surgery has Gone Horribly Wrong
Top Ten Ways to the Annoy Host at the Adult Video Awards
Top Ten Best or Worst Sexually Transmitted Diseases
Top Ten Words to Follow the Phrase “Go-Go Gadget”
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Eman-on-mancipation Proclamation
Sperman’s March
Assomatix
Carpet Baggers … hehehehehehehehe heh
Analham Lincoln
Robert E. Pee
Jefferson Gay-vis
Ulysses Grant … with a boner
Stoneballs Jackson
Tittiesburg
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Mardi Gras
Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego?
Be all you can be
Ask your parole officer for advice
Based itinerary on Oscar-nominated films; only saw Hotel Rwanda
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Please, please, like me again
It’s your fault you got raped, and how to deal with it
A guide to surprise sex
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Stools Rush In
Poop fiction
Jackie Brown
Cool Runnings
The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
Forrest Dump
Duck Poop
Shitty Shitty Bang Bang
Shit Happened One Night
Shitizen Kane
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A male wookie
Robin Williams
Three ewoks standing on each other’s shoulders
Shag carpeting
A throw rug
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Just tell the little fucker to Google it
Additional instruction on removing your spiky shoulder pads and unitard
Exactly as you would do it today, BUT YOU’RE IN THE MATRIX
What, you’re telling me you don’t know how to use … Read More
