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Top Ten Signs Your Lasik Surgery has Gone Horribly Wrong
Top Ten Ways to the Annoy Host at the Adult Video Awards
Top Ten Best or Worst Sexually Transmitted Diseases
Top Ten Words to Follow the Phrase “Go-Go Gadget”
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Eman-on-mancipation Proclamation
Sperman’s March
Assomatix
Carpet Baggers … hehehehehehehehe heh
Analham Lincoln
Robert E. Pee
Jefferson Gay-vis
Ulysses Grant … with a boner
Stoneballs Jackson
Tittiesburg
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Hard to give service number while wearing ball gag
You ask to speak to her supervisor and she digs her heel into your scrotum
A lot of instructions involve pouring hot wax on yourself
Tells you to bend over and … Read More
Laser Penis
Want to time it so you cum right when Emeril says Bam!
TrimSpa commercial only 30 seconds long
You’re fourteen years old and x, where x is anything
Because you sure as hell don’t want to eat that … Read More
Fuck Ayoob
Mr. Potato Head, in microwave
Fuck Ayoob
Fuck Ayoob
Fuck Ayoob
Fuck Ayoob
Fuck Ayoob
Author of all those scanner movies and it’s irony day
Forgot to chew gum while plane was taking off
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Stuck in the superdome in the rain
Mushrooms
When was anyone gonna tell me what an Ethiopian steak was?
It’s the only thing that goes with this wine
Took the pet name muffin too far
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Shit, shit, I’ve really gotta move to an apartment that’s not on benvenue
Fuck, now there’s two of them, hurry!
Oh thank god, I think we lost him.
[heavy breathing]
Asking the homeless to … oh shit, he’s … Read More
Being the black guy from Stargate: SG-1
Pretending to be the black guy from Stargate: SG-1
Working for the black guy from Stargate: SG-1
Playing World of Warcraft with the black guy from Stargate: SG-1
Knowing that the name of … Read More
Mardi Gras
Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego?
Be all you can be
Ask your parole officer for advice
Based itinerary on Oscar-nominated films; only saw Hotel Rwanda
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Please, please, like me again
It’s your fault you got raped, and how to deal with it
A guide to surprise sex
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