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<u>It</u> has herpes, and <u>it</u> doesn’t whine about it
Its favorite movie is Fight Club, yours is Mulan
You die of it
Smokes Cigarettes, unfiltered
Frequents the 24 Hr. Fitness located somewhere near your butt-hole
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I interpret drunken making out as an invitation to a long term relationship
This counts as your turn
Quick, before my dad stops watching!
Thank god, I thought I was going to have to throw up in my hands
Your … Read More
It’s cold. And you’re a child molester
When you were five a razor killed your father
Pink chin the pirate sounds too pussy
President of the female Viking student association
President of the Viking student association
Rogaine addiction
Your name … Read More
Identical twin failed to shave goatee
Turns out bank has no wheelchair ramp
Hot air balloon escape not as practical as you thought for nail gun factory heist
Flying a plane is actually really hard
Pirates are late. AGAIN
Your … Read More
Your Cal sweatshirt is dirty
Because you wear a stylish blouse, miniskirt, and heels to bed every night
Zipper stuck on onesie
Your bookie accepts laundry as currency
Out of tampons
Show me someone who can get through fifty minutes … Read More
World’s second best pesto
Training for being upcoming contestant in who wants to be a millionaire
500k for Elisha Cuthbert blowjob; 500k for guy to knock her teeth out before hand
Paying two dogs to fall in love
Two nights … Read More
Can’t kill you unless he’s had a few beers first
Won’t say I love you back
Always kills you with his eyes closed
Business card trademark not as cool or complicated as old blood of fifty orphans spread across a … Read More
These “Kiss Me I’m a Leper” shirts don’t work very well at all
INDIAN BURN!
Is that a banana in your sock or are you just glad to see me?
Wow, I’ve already lost 140 pounds on this diet
I … Read More
Paraplegic midget actually black slang for really talented Basketball player
He was on steroids … for his asthma
He only became paraplegic midget at half-time
His canine companion was Air Bud
He had more heart … and more lung because … Read More
He’s not the sherpa-est knife in the drawer
Wheelchair doesn’t even have mountain tires
Dies while watching a movie about Mt. Everest
Allergic to backpacks
He keeps asking if you need a drywall job done
That’s the third jacket he’s … Read More
