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Twilight: Breaking Dawn
Harry Potter and the Chamber of C-Sections
Pride and Prolapsed Uterus
One Hundred Years of Sonograms
The Unbearable Tightness of Pushing
The Fetus With the Dragon Tattoo
The Postpartum Depression Always Rings Twice
Fear and Loathing in … Read More
Mantwattan
Hymenken
Sangina
Johnnie Walker Blue Labial
Cuntreau
Hennussy
Perineal Reserve
Blue Poon
Budweiservix
Paps Blue Ribbon
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Just Canberra listening to him anymore
She’s a Kathmandude
Seoul-less
Has Amman on the side
Taipei personality
Baghdaddy issues
Djibouti and told all his friends
Won’t do the Mogadishes
Havana affair
Unable to Copenhagen
Islamabad in bed
Starting to get … Read More
Foreplay involves complimentary bread
Tosses your salad with Ranch and croutons
Wants it 3 times a day
Breaks up with you by saying, “It’s not you, it’s my high cholesterol”
Uses a napkin as a Dental Dam
Gives you hand … Read More
Hooking Technician
Drug Equestrian
Surprise Valet
Existence-ending Options Specialist
Unexpected Copulation Assistant
Amateur Locksmith
Savings Account Adjuster
Coat Lightener
Italian-American Stereotype Enforcer
Unbulletproofer
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Risqu+A
Stratego-O-O-OHHHHHH!
Kerplunk
Eye Candy Land
Sexchange Operation
Barebackgammon
Dungeons and Dungeons
Guess Who’s Fucking You
Solitaire
Don’t Wake Daddy
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Don’t Blame Me – I’m Dying of AIDS
My Other Car Is a Man’s Ass
Danger: Wide Loads
Visualize Whirled Penis
My kid beat off Your Honor Student
I don’t like Bush
Support Your Right To Bears!
Horn Broken – … Read More
Cinnamon Toast Christ
Let He Who is Without Sin Cast the First Fruity Pebble
Life … begins at conception
Safeway Generic Brand Moses Bits
Corn Popes
Smart Start is Bible School
Count Chocula Does Not Exist
Total Exorcism
Honey Bunches … Read More
The reader is all Cesar Chavez
Responds poorly to your racist humor
Hired him at a home depot parking lot
Runs across Telegraph with entire family in tow
Doesn’t have tenure
Got his PHD in dry walling
Smiles politely and … Read More
Playing music for money on your ipod
Masturbating in private
Spending a day’s worth of change on a six-pack of O’Douls
Eating faithful canine companion
Dying during winter
Touching appropriately
Hopping on a moving freight plane
Using the needle first … Read More
