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Skull implodes from sheer vacuity
Mentioned who his will was made out to
Sudden caviar allergy
Grief at losing beloved sled
Trampled by prize ponies
Not very good at most dangerous game
Solid gold boat not so buoyant in practice … Read More
Crabbi
Yaktress
Mailmanatee
Porn Starfish
Buddhist Monkey
Piano Tuna
Para-eagle
Claims Adjusturtle
Scienticks
Astronautilus
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Flyerers unfazed when you call them “Satan.”
Students are all brimstoned.
Homeless speak in tongues.
Christian Fellowships try to get you off campus.
Horny GSI’s.
Dark passages that extend deep underground.
Hellishly overprice textbooks.
Pale, nocturnal creatures sometimes emerge from … Read More
Purse-Suit of happieness
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Art major with a future
Japanese/Nuclear Engineering double major
Rhetoric major who understands the major
Rude Civil Engineering major
Irish English major
Politically moderate PACS major
Greedy Buddhist Studies major
Business major with real friends
Down-to-earth Astrophysics major
Forgetful History … Read More
Swing Band
Final Hours Fantasy
Sonic the Couch-hog
A Living Link To The Past
Parappa the Washup
Dr. Mario, Emeritus
Yoshi’s Life Story
Donkey Kong Country Club
Matroid Way Past Prime
Star Fox, 64
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Sex God, where this King of the Gods has to turn into a swan so this chick will do him
Sex Bomb, where this guy has to build an IED so these 72 virgins will do him
Sex Pistols, where … Read More
Just Canberra listening to him anymore
She’s a Kathmandude
Seoul-less
Has Amman on the side
Taipei personality
Baghdaddy issues
Djibouti and told all his friends
Won’t do the Mogadishes
Havana affair
Unable to Copenhagen
Islamabad in bed
Starting to get … Read More
I Get A Kick Out Of Glue
They Can’t Toke That Away From Me
That’s Crack-Whore-Ay
Too Dosed For Comfort
(Dancing) Tweak to Tweak
I’ve Shot You Under My Skin
It Was A Very Good Beer
Have Yourself A Merry … Read More
Guys seemed nervous when you suggested “Steak Night.”
Big theme party is always “Immortal Bros and Neck-Bitten Hoes.”
Hell Week actually takes place in Hell.
The house has a firm rule about never letting Wesley Snipes inside.
Guys in coffins … Read More
