- These “Kiss Me I’m a Leper” shirts don’t work very well at all
- INDIAN BURN!
- Is that a banana in your sock or are you just glad to see me?
- Wow, I’ve already lost 140 pounds on this diet
- I
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- Paraplegic midget actually black slang for really talented Basketball player
- He was on steroids … for his asthma
- He only became paraplegic midget at half-time
- His canine companion was Air Bud
- He had more heart … and more lung because
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- He’s not the sherpa-est knife in the drawer
- Wheelchair doesn’t even have mountain tires
- Dies while watching a movie about Mt. Everest
- Allergic to backpacks
- He keeps asking if you need a drywall job done
- That’s the third jacket he’s
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- A drag queen hits her penis with a hammer
- George bush wonders what the Dukes of Hazard are doing
- A gay teenager asks if it’s time to hit the showers
- The wish of a white middle class child comes true
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- I’m staring at your complexion/ And getting a boner
- I’m visiting an island of the western Pacific Ocean in the Malay
- I’m climbing in your wardrobe/ It’s getting Narnia and Narnia
- I’m cooking you some breakfast hash/ I’m getting cornier
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- Safety word “grwerwerwer” sounds lot like signal for fuck me harder “grwerfwere”
- You already went black bear and now you can’t go back
- Relationship dying due to language bear-ier
- “Fuck Buddies” means different things to each of you
- Everywhere you
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- Low scores from celebrity judges
- It’s going good – you just have poor grammar
- Your wife is starting to suspect you didn’t go up there to fish
- It’s been half an hour, and you still have to say over a
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- Peter Parkinson’s and Spider-Maningitis
- Genital Mono
- Whatever you get from sleeping with Jessica Alba
- Alzheimer’s if you recently watched your family be mauled by tigers
- That type of cancer that makes you crap Beanie Babies
- Tickle-Cell Anemia
- HIV Negative
- The
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- Throwing a really hard penny off the top of a model of the Empire State Building
- Lite-brite saber
- Syphil-them
- Prison consensual sex
- Single Sclerosis
- NRA: National Ruffle Association
- The Heck’s Angels
- Black guy in cage
- Bungie walking
- Drinking a gallon
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- You married a slutty horse
- Hideous centaur children
- Douches with molasses, apples and salt
- Find the words “Mrs. Ed” written lovingly all over her day-planner
- Everytime you answer the phone, hear 4 minutes of a horse trying to hang up
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