- Players who were just dragging the team down
- The life expectancies of those not rich, white
- Elaborate Carmen Miranda costume for White House dog
- Federal Youth Rec Center, thereby necessitating an inspiring New-Wave-music-accompanied fundraising scheme
- Collision insurance
- Gold coin swimmin’
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- He’s really a square. I mean cube. I mean a Borg cube. He’s a Borg cube.
- Smart, well paid, and really (la)CUTE(is)
- House is immaculate, clean, organized, and can sustain speeds of warp 9.98 for up to 50 earth hours
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- [incredulously] Who is Jesus!?
- Only this man can save you now.
- H. Christ.
- He came from Galilee.
- The grandson of Joachim and Anne.
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- Cicero (and his Troupe of Gyrating Choir Boys)
- Jimmy the Dancing Chimp
- Tony Danza
- Hitler
- Mr. Non-Sequitur
- Gandhi
- Marie Curie (’cause she’s hot)
- Santa Claus
- Stalin
- Jon Stewart
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- Win a gold medal in the 800 meters at the Special Olympics.
- Complete an unsatisfying ab workout.
- Wait patiently for the supervillain to explain his detailed plan.
- Cut the black wire … No, the yellow wire!
- Be a dick and
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- The old bulb burnt out.
- You don’t want to piss on the floor.
- You’re in the segregated south.
- Houseboy!
- You’re an ethnic minority and/or holder of an unpopular job description.
- You’re tired of masturbating.
- You’re Thomas Edison and think you’re
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- How ’bout I go and invade your Gaza Strip, baby?
- Don’t let the terrorists win has always been my motto, but If you let me buy you a drink, we will all be winning!
- I just have to say that
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- Wish for more wishes.
- Break up time machine into small parts; paddle each other with the remnants.
- Go back to that day that everybody got totally hammered and gotthe goat on the roof and then we played foosball until Chad
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- You’re a terrier and dogs look stupid wearing clothes.
- Because that shit is hot.
- It’s a parade, and you’re showing off your new set of clothes to all yoursubjects.
- How else is anyone going to see your cock ring?
- Do
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- Eureka!
- Geez woman, have you ever heard of a bikini wax?
- Is this where the stork’s supposed to land?
- Are you aroused? It’s okay, you can tell me.
- I’ve never seen that color before.
- It appears that you have pneumonia.
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