Features
- Eyes on the Fries
- The Ballad of the 100<sup>th</sup> Big Game
- A Guide to Shorthand Conversations
- Completely Unsubstantiated Rumors
- Why Everything is So Completely Worthless
- An Objective Look at Cal Cheerleaders
- Cal-PIRG Strikes Deal With Hockey Team
Newsflashes
- EECS Department Debates New Requirements
- Calprig Strikes Deal with Hockey Team
- Judge Judy Rocked By Scandal
- Ill Communication
Top Tens
- Top Ten Things Overheard at the Last ASUC Senate Meeting
- Top Ten Ways to Make the Stock Market Go Up
- Top Ten Rejected Top Dog Flavors
- Top Ten “Saved by the Bell” Spin-Offs
- Top Ten New Products We Don’t Understand
- Top Ten Rejected Titles to “It’s 3AM” by Matchbox 20
- Top Ten Advantages of Having a Giant Tapeworm
- Top Ten Things Our Place Kicker Can Do
- Top Ten Little-Known Mythological Beings
- Top Ten Reasons You’re Reading This
