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Top Ten Rejected Titles to “It’s 3AM” by Matchbox 20 | The Heuristic Squelch

Top Ten Rejected Titles to “It’s 3AM” by Matchbox 20

  1. It’s 6AM, We’re Still Laying Out the Squelch Because the Fucking Computer Crashed and We Ended Up Spending $25 on Adobe Technical Support Talking to Nancy, a Midwest Dyke Who Told Us the Likelihood of Recovering Our File Was Hopeless at Best and Wouldn’t&
  2. It’s 3AM, Only Three Months Until I Get Impeached
  3. I’m Lonely. It Must Be 3AM
  4. It’s 12:00,1 Can’t Feed My Mogwai Anymore
  5. It’s 3:16, I Must Be John
  6. it’s 3-24, We Beat the Spread
  7. It’s 4:20,1 Must Be Toking
  8. It’s 3AM, Why are You Still Here?
  9. It’s 3AM, Do You Know Where Your Children Are?
  10. It’s 3AM, I Must Be Sleeping