Top Ten Things Learned While Pledging

  1. They only serve steak and ribs the first week

  2. The proctologist at the ER is a lot more understanding than one might think

  3. If it wasn’t for date rape you’d never get laid
  4. You get used to the smell
  5. Nat Ice is 6% alcohol
  6. Exciting new uses for Vaseline
  7. None of them like you, after all
  8. Endust is better
  9. Being naked in public isn’t so bad after the twentieth time
  10. The goat is actually some guy named Al