- All the benefits of bulimia without staining your teeth.
- No need for leeches.
- A tapeworm is man’s second best friend.
- If you’re Jewish, you can eat pork.
- Cheaper than getting reamed.
- Tapeworms are recordable, unlike CD worms.
- Not as bad as having a razor-wire worm.
- You can measure stuff really easily.
- Smaller bowel movements.
- You can drive in the carpool lane whenever you want.
