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Features
- Voice of the Squelch Past:
- Dysfunctional Bay Area Driving Really Pisses Me Off
- Letter from the Editors
- Two types of people
- Best of Squelch Classifieds
- The Truth About…Income Tax
- Rob a Bank for the Regents
- The Odd Couple
- April Fool’s Day Antics
- A User’s Guide to Zen
Newsflashes
- Oakland Airport Bombed
- Part of Information Superhighway Collapses in LA Aftershock
- Classifieds
- UC to Go Co-Ed
- Schlongen Denied Tenure
- ASUC Declares War on South Africa
- Polo Team Under Fire
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