Features
- The Odd Couple
- April Fool’s Day Antics
- A User’s Guide to Zen
- Voice of the Squelch Past:
- Dysfunctional Bay Area Driving Really Pisses Me Off
- Letter from the Editors
- Two types of people
- Best of Squelch Classifieds
- The Truth About…Income Tax
- Rob a Bank for the Regents
Newsflashes
- Polo Team Under Fire
- Oakland Airport Bombed
- Part of Information Superhighway Collapses in LA Aftershock
- Classifieds
- UC to Go Co-Ed
- Schlongen Denied Tenure
- ASUC Declares War on South Africa
Top Tens
- Top Ten Asian Rock Groups
- Top Five Places You’ll Never Find a Fratboy Inside
- Top Five Things Neil Armstrong Might Have Found on the Moon
- Top Five Complaints of Local Pizza Deliverers
- Top Five Reasons Oompa Loompas are Orange
- Top Ten Optimum Times to Shout “By the Power of Grey Skull… I Have the Power!!!” at the Top of Your Lungs
- Top Ten Alternatives to Pot Brownies
- Top Ten Oscar Nominated Adult Films of 1994
- Top Ten Hardest Things For A Guy From Alabama To Adjust To
- Top Ten Things Said at Jesus’ Crucifixion
