
Features
- Man Wears Clearly Ironic Shirt Non-Ironically
- Things I Wouldn’t Mind Raising Tuition For
- The Kitten Manifesto
- Hip Directors
- Campus Coupons
- Atom & Eve
- Modern Family Spin-offs
- Celebrities: They’re Better than Us!
- Scholarship Station
- Ted “Deathfuker” Quinn’s Finishing School for Men
Newsflashes
- Freshman Trades Sense of Identity with School Spirit
- United States Established as Monarchy Following Gun Control
- Something Happened in Tunisia
- Congress Overturns Law of Cause and Effect