Volume 16, Issue 3: Save Our Building

Features

• Rumsfeld Resignation Address
• In-Class Drinking Games
• Homeless Comedians
• Invisimask Advertisement
• Back-Alley Mike’s School of Back-Alley Self-Defense
• Discount Wisdom
• Grey’s Anatomy
• Words From the Top
• Great Moments in the History of Invention
• The Truth About the Future

Newsflashes

• Rick Santorum?s Job Search Hits a Dead End on Monster.com
• Woman Drowns Virtual Pets
• Guitar Hero Disappointed by Lack of Ass
• Really Hot Chick Rejected from Boalt
• Democrats Arrive in D.C. Reeling From Month-Long Celebration