- Intercoarse
- Saving Private Hymen
- Chinese boner torture
- Debbie Does Denim
- Clubbing
- Spring Break Salt Lake City
- 501 Blues
- Outercourse
- Frottage
- Dry Humping
Author Archives: The Squelch
Top Ten Berkeley Bands
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Tha Mangy Dogg Pound
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The Notorious ASUC
- The Wu Tang Center
- Ugly Kid Courtney
- Fat Slice Slim
- Beastie Boys and Girls and Chancellors and Dogs and Cats at a University
- The Artist Formerly Known as
the ASUC President - The Angry
Top Ten Cool Hood Ornaments
-
Mangled tricycle and small child
-
Washington Monument
- Kevin Bacon!
- Brick wall
- Totem pole
- Jesse Helms
- Rocket launcher
- Neon middle finger
- A beard
- Bambi
Top Ten Things We Can Expect to See in the Star Wars Prequel
-
Optimus Prime
-
C3P0 killing John Connor
- The token Black guy getting killed
- A token Black guy
- A pre-pubescent Chewbacca
- The icy planet of Hoth
- Kevin Bacon!
- Midgets in alien costumes
- Waldo
- The Emperor’s new clothes
Top Ten Nefarious Government Projects at UC Berkeley
-
Haas Pavilion
-
Dwinelle Psychological Warfare Division
- KGB operatives in the Math Department
- Ninja Warrior ROTC
- Mengile’s Tang Center
- Haas School of Nefarious
Government Projects - Soylent Rib-B-Q’s
- STD research at DG
- Cutting monkey’s eyes open and watching them bleed
- Soda Hall
Top Ten Parting Words You Don’t Want to Hear from Your GSI
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Those weren’t really fetal pigs.
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I think you got me wet.
- I’m Batman.
- Today’s self-addressed stamped postcard is brought to you by the letter F.
- Want to know how your mother got an A in this class?
- Your check bounced.
Top Ten Reasons $1.10 Chinese Food is Better than $1 Chinese Food
-
Colombian MSG
-
11% of your purchase goes toward the purchase of $1 Chinese Food.
- Their fortune cookies have dimes in them.
- They never get tired of your “flied lice” jokes.
- Their Kung Pao actually tastes different from sweet ‘n’ sour
The American Film Institute’s Top Ten Fisting Movies
- Schindler’s Fist
- The Horse Fisterer
- Fist Fucking Nuns on Acid
- Fister Act 2
- Fisting Miss Daisy
- Nell (Director’s Cut)
- Fisting Private Ryan
- Don’t Tell Mom the Babyfister’s Dead
- Gorillas in the Fist
- Stop or My Mom Will Fist
Top Ten Rejected Frozen Fusion Supplements
-
Love
-
Nougat
- Pho?
- 100% Pure Funk
- Horchata
- Beef
- Irami Osei-Frimpong
- Eye of newt
- Flava
- Uranium hexaflouride
Top Ten Serbian Video Games
- Tetricide
- 1000-Year Fight
- Dig Dug Mass Graves
- Balkanoid
- Race Invaders
- Ecco the Dolphin
- Global Thermonuclear War
- Super Milosevic Brothers
- Bomberman
- Rad Raper
