A Berkeley resident is currently recovering from a terrifying experience involving his girlfriend’s enormous genitalia. Hank Moonves, a local computer programmer, described his adventure to reporters earlier this week:
“My girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the … Read More
Local citizens were puzzled by a bizarre incident that occurred Thursday night. The mysterious event took place as several dozen curious passersby looked on in amazement. “I was really blown away,” explained eyewitness Tom Cunningham, “I mean, this was pretty … Read More
I went to my Nana and Baba’s hous after skool ended. they was so nice to me. they was so proud of me and my A’s in englis and P.E. Baba was a little mad cause i’m not in Peewee … Read More
Day 0: I need something to write about. I should probably get around to creating that universe that I’ve been planning. On second thought, that sounds like a lot of work. Maybe I’ll do it tomorrow.
Day 1: Went sweeping … Read More
As a fundraising stunt for the 2000
Democratic campaign, Vice President
Al Gore and California Governor Gray
Davis will compete in a nationwide
“America’s Dullest Man” election.
People across the country will be invited
to cast their vote to decide … Read More
The world of music produces legends that put their stamp on particular moments of time. As we all know, music started in 1957. Baseball had just moved to California, and man had recently evolved from what has now come to … Read More
What started out as a domestic dispute between intimates dragged particle physicists and the gay community into a bitter feud when the bottom quark announced that it wanted to become a top.
“I’m just sick of it,” the bottom quark … Read More
