- <u>It</u> has herpes, and <u>it</u> doesn’t whine about it
- Its favorite movie is Fight Club, yours is Mulan
- You die of it
- Smokes Cigarettes, unfiltered
- Frequents the 24 Hr. Fitness located somewhere near your butt-hole
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- I interpret drunken making out as an invitation to a long term relationship
- This counts as your turn
- Quick, before my dad stops watching!
- Thank god, I thought I was going to have to throw up in my hands
- Your
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- It’s cold. And you’re a child molester
- When you were five a razor killed your father
- Pink chin the pirate sounds too pussy
- President of the female Viking student association
- President of the Viking student association
- Rogaine addiction
- Your name
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- Identical twin failed to shave goatee
- Turns out bank has no wheelchair ramp
- Hot air balloon escape not as practical as you thought for nail gun factory heist
- Flying a plane is actually really hard
- Pirates are late. AGAIN
- Your
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- He’s not the sherpa-est knife in the drawer
- Wheelchair doesn’t even have mountain tires
- Dies while watching a movie about Mt. Everest
- Allergic to backpacks
- He keeps asking if you need a drywall job done
- That’s the third jacket he’s
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- A drag queen hits her penis with a hammer
- George bush wonders what the Dukes of Hazard are doing
- A gay teenager asks if it’s time to hit the showers
- The wish of a white middle class child comes true
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- I’m staring at your complexion/ And getting a boner
- I’m visiting an island of the western Pacific Ocean in the Malay
- I’m climbing in your wardrobe/ It’s getting Narnia and Narnia
- I’m cooking you some breakfast hash/ I’m getting cornier
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- Safety word “grwerwerwer” sounds lot like signal for fuck me harder “grwerfwere”
- You already went black bear and now you can’t go back
- Relationship dying due to language bear-ier
- “Fuck Buddies” means different things to each of you
- Everywhere you
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- Low scores from celebrity judges
- It’s going good – you just have poor grammar
- Your wife is starting to suspect you didn’t go up there to fish
- It’s been half an hour, and you still have to say over a
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- Peter Parkinson’s and Spider-Maningitis
- Genital Mono
- Whatever you get from sleeping with Jessica Alba
- Alzheimer’s if you recently watched your family be mauled by tigers
- That type of cancer that makes you crap Beanie Babies
- Tickle-Cell Anemia
- HIV Negative
- The
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