- Billy is 4 feet wide and half as tall
- Billy is comprised of superdense matter which causes him to have a strong gravitational pull, thus giving him an inherent dodgeball disadvantage
- Color of his skin
- You saw Billy take a
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- Top Ten Things To
- Frederick Cho
- Ja
- Oramic camera
- Cho villa
- Fried Chicken
- Teflon
- Da
- Peter
- Gold nuggets
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- Tsar Search
- Joseph Stalin riding a flying poodle
- Mickey Mouse, but crying
- The Fox Trotsky
- Iron Eagle VI
- Compassionate Totalitarianism
- Dr. Zhivago’s Top Five R&B Video Countdown
- The Two-Party System in which, somehow, the same guy wins every time
- Palestine’s
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- “You’re just a frizzy haired white woman making a comfortable wage, what are you gonna do about it?
- “If by ‘floss’ you mean ‘masturbate,’ then yes.”
- “No, but you can keep what you find.”
- “What do you think these birds
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- Jar of sunshine
- Ring of keys, but not those keys
- Two consecutive lifetime supplies of chocolate
- Funyuns
- Chip to wear on your shoulder when you get out
- License plate starter kit
- Cake w/ emory board
- DVD of “Dead Man Walking”
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- Wake up at 5pm and realize you missed it all
- Find a Frisbee and the closest unshaven girl to play with
- Code photo-realistic 3-D sunlight effect in basement of video game company
- Tape the day, and save it for later
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- Wait…yours or mine?
- Coat it with honey to create “Pubic Hair of Bees”
- String tiny violins
- Walk to Casa Zimbabwe, deposit in shower drain
- Put it in a conspicuous place and use it as the basis for a bad pick-up
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- Long after you’ve gotten the shit off your hand, you’ll still always remember it as the shitty hand
- You didn’t even have hands in the first place so now the shits on your arm
- Clapping is pretty much a non-option
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- Teaching a modernist dog new tricks
- Eating the bits, but none of the kibbles
- Playing alive
- Catching frisbees while making self-referential wisecracks about how cliche it is to catch frisbees
- Delivering monologues directly to the camera
- Letting its own tail
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- Trivial Pursuit of Peace
- Tetherisraeli
- RISK
- Hide and Go Sheik
- Gaza strip poker
- Skipping rocks off Israeli police officers
- Capture the flag and then burn it
- Hopscotch over your bleeding classmates
- Arafat-Barak 1-On-1 Half Court Challenge
- Paper, rock, tank
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