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Above me
In the GBC, for only two swipes
Cloyne Court, if you’ve got herpes
In Chancellor’s jowls
In the butt
QC174.45.M444 – QC654.14.T373
In Hoku Jeffrey’s hair
Wherever she passes out
122 Wheeler (wink, wink)
Underneath me
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French Fry
One More!
Fabulous!
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Billy is 4 feet wide and half as tall
Billy is comprised of superdense matter which causes him to have a strong gravitational pull, thus giving him an inherent dodgeball disadvantage
Color of his skin
You saw Billy take a … Read More
Top Ten Things To
Frederick Cho
Ja
Oramic camera
Cho villa
Fried Chicken
Teflon
Da
Peter
Gold nuggets
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Tsar Search
Joseph Stalin riding a flying poodle
Mickey Mouse, but crying
The Fox Trotsky
Iron Eagle VI
Compassionate Totalitarianism
Dr. Zhivago’s Top Five R&B Video Countdown
The Two-Party System in which, somehow, the same guy wins every time
Palestine’s … Read More
“You’re just a frizzy haired white woman making a comfortable wage, what are you gonna do about it?
“If by ‘floss’ you mean ‘masturbate,’ then yes.”
“No, but you can keep what you find.”
“What do you think these birds … Read More
Jar of sunshine
Ring of keys, but not those keys
Two consecutive lifetime supplies of chocolate
Funyuns
Chip to wear on your shoulder when you get out
License plate starter kit
Cake w/ emory board
DVD of “Dead Man Walking” … Read More
All the cool kids shop at T.J. Maxx
There’s plenty of oxygen in the trunk
Officer, he fell down the stairs
This is the only way to take your temperature
We love both of you equally
It’s not your fault … Read More
Long after you’ve gotten the shit off your hand, you’ll still always remember it as the shitty hand
You didn’t even have hands in the first place so now the shits on your arm
Clapping is pretty much a non-option … Read More
Teaching a modernist dog new tricks
Eating the bits, but none of the kibbles
Playing alive
Catching frisbees while making self-referential wisecracks about how cliche it is to catch frisbees
Delivering monologues directly to the camera
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