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Penis Protection Program
In a t-shirt that reads “This is not an erection”
Give it a mustache and overcoat
Cast it alongside mega-hunk Mel Gibson
Drill a hole through the back of your backpack and hold in front of you … Read More
A controversial film by Oliver Stone
Where man is the endangered species
Part x. Part y. All x
By the producers of The Air Up There
She?s the best cop in the world, he?s a dinosaur
In the world of … Read More
Tiger pit just inside door
Inflict a storm of sour vitriol on each individual person who comes in late rather than wait until about forty minutes into the lecture, when everone who’s going to come in late has already come … Read More
Try in vain to do anything whatsoever, batting it hopelessly with his tiny paws, while his patronizing human masters fawn over him.
Sell it; buy tuna fish with profits
Break it in half, because he knows karate
Poop on it … Read More
Above me
In the GBC, for only two swipes
Cloyne Court, if you’ve got herpes
In Chancellor’s jowls
In the butt
QC174.45.M444 – QC654.14.T373
In Hoku Jeffrey’s hair
Wherever she passes out
122 Wheeler (wink, wink)
Underneath me
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French Fry
One More!
Fabulous!
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Billy is 4 feet wide and half as tall
Billy is comprised of superdense matter which causes him to have a strong gravitational pull, thus giving him an inherent dodgeball disadvantage
Color of his skin
You saw Billy take a … Read More
Top Ten Things To
Frederick Cho
Ja
Oramic camera
Cho villa
Fried Chicken
Teflon
Da
Peter
Gold nuggets
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Tsar Search
Joseph Stalin riding a flying poodle
Mickey Mouse, but crying
The Fox Trotsky
Iron Eagle VI
Compassionate Totalitarianism
Dr. Zhivago’s Top Five R&B Video Countdown
The Two-Party System in which, somehow, the same guy wins every time
Palestine’s … Read More
“You’re just a frizzy haired white woman making a comfortable wage, what are you gonna do about it?
“If by ‘floss’ you mean ‘masturbate,’ then yes.”
“No, but you can keep what you find.”
“What do you think these birds … Read More
