Top Ten Ways to Disguise an Erection

  1. Penis Protection Program
  2. In a t-shirt that reads “This is not an erection”
  3. Give it a mustache and overcoat
  4. Cast it alongside mega-hunk Mel Gibson
  5. Drill a hole through the back of your backpack and hold in front of you
  6. Pin the head back with the elastic on your underwear
  7. Swing it from left to right really, really fast
  8. Put it in a vagina
  9. In camouflage fatigues behind a bush in the dark
  10. Behind a larger erection