Volume 10- Issue 6 Top Ten Ways to Disguise an Erection April 1, 2001 top ten Penis Protection Program In a t-shirt that reads “This is not an erection” Give it a mustache and overcoat Cast it alongside mega-hunk Mel Gibson Drill a hole through the back of your backpack and hold in front of you Pin the head back with the elastic on your underwear Swing it from left to right really, really fast Put it in a vagina In camouflage fatigues behind a bush in the dark Behind a larger erection
