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Top Ten New Ethnic Clubs on Campus | The Heuristic Squelch
Volume 10- Issue 6

Top Ten New Ethnic Clubs on Campus

April 1, 2001

  1. Invade me, I’m French

  2. Frisk my anal cavity for drugs, I’m Colombian

  3. Devalue my currency, I’m Japanese
  4. Kindly remove the war hammer I’ve embedded in your spine, I’m Mongolian
  5. Give me your fucking land, I’m American
  6. Help me to clean my windmill, plant my tulips, and make my cheese, I’m Dutch
  7. Force me to melt my housewares into rebar, I’m Chinese
  8. Split me into 300 tiny, warring states, I’m German
  9. Erect a fence around me, I’m Mexican
  10. Kiss me, I’m Irish