Top Ten Places to Have Sex on Campus

  1. Above me
  2. In the GBC, for only two swipes
  3. Cloyne Court, if you’ve got herpes
  4. In Chancellor’s jowls
  5. In the butt
  6. QC174.45.M444 – QC654.14.T373
  7. In Hoku Jeffrey’s hair
  8. Wherever she passes out
  9. 122 Wheeler (wink, wink)
  10. Underneath me