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All the cool kids shop at T.J. Maxx
There’s plenty of oxygen in the trunk
Officer, he fell down the stairs
This is the only way to take your temperature
We love both of you equally
It’s not your fault … Read More
Long after you’ve gotten the shit off your hand, you’ll still always remember it as the shitty hand
You didn’t even have hands in the first place so now the shits on your arm
Clapping is pretty much a non-option … Read More
Pin the Tail on the Nearest Object
Homeopathic Remedy
Yaht-z-z-z
Chutes & Escalators
Sorry! (That’s Okay!)
Oligopoly
Really Obvious Clue
Satiated, Content Hippos
-A-Cero!
Connect Two
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Break his feet and leave him in the mountains
The pull-out method
By the ears
In a loving, caring household that murders children
With lies and manipulation
Crop rotation
Send 40¢ a month
Vegan
In a pack of wild wolves … Read More
Fucking disease ridden monsters that eat their fucking babies, FUCK!
Furry burry bunny bunny
Jumpy lucky bunny
Wabbity wabbit
Funny bunny
Cutie bunny
Bunny wabbit
Fuzzy bunny
Bunny bunny
Bunny
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Every ship ever captained by a woman
Wallet-sized photos of Russian sweethearts
Gadgets and gizmos aplenty
Pyroxene-olivine basalt
Shore-to-shore carpeting
Whales <STRIKE>fucking</STRIKE> making love
Geodesic domes with sustainable breathing environment
4 million Razor scooters (10 years from now)
Childern’s letters … Read More
The tears of a beaten child
Her period
Ear wax
Ruptured warts
Holy water
Icy-Hot
The last guy’s cum
Actually getting to know her
Mushed up ants
Peanut Butter Chunky Style
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Real Playa
Oregon Trail for the Apple IIe
Microsoft Word Up
Lowered Netscape Navigator with Chrome Rims and 12” Lift
Microsoft Out – Look – Out Datrell It’s tha Po-Po
Corel Werd Perfikt
Etch-a-Sketch
Macromedia Dreams – ruined – by … Read More
They can’t _ both _ hang right
Futile attempt to point out that your shoelace is untied
Your tendency to use it as a kickstand while lying down
It’s signaling to change lanes
The right-hand rule
Sympathy for lumpen proletariat … Read More
It dulls the pain of cutting off your
Because I’m D.C. food and I taste
Molasses isn’t of the maximum
It isn’t really “sugar”, it’s co-caine…
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