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Radio Head and Shoulders Knees
Stereo Face
Blender Fist
Toaster Cock
Oven Butt
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“I’m sorry, could you say again? It’s very difficult to concen-trate
“Have yours, motherfucker?”
“You’re just an unathletic Filipino
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They can’t both hang right
Futile attempt to point out your
Your tendency to use it has a kick
It’s signaling to change lanes
The right-hand rule
Sympathy for lumpen proletariat
Signals … Read More
They can’t _ both _ hang right
Futile attempt to point out that your shoelace is untied
Your tendency to use it as a kickstand while lying down
It’s signaling to change lanes
The right-hand rule
Sympathy for lumpen proletariat … Read More
It dulls the pain of cutting off your
Because I’m D.C. food and I taste
Molasses isn’t of the maximum
It isn’t really “sugar”, it’s co-caine…
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Coyote Ugly But I Still Want to Have Sex With It
Titan Double D
Small Time Cocks
Rocky and Bullwinkle’s Adven-tures In Japanese Anime
The Perfect Storm of Cum When I Come in You, Baby, and My Cum Makes Forty-Foot … Read More
An eye-poker-outer
The concept of poking out your eye
Malaise
Mrs. Roper
Your other eye
Contact lens
Heimlich maneuver by Mr. T
Circle jerk gone horribly awry
Lauren Bausch’s breasts
Red Rider BB gun
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Put a tennis ball in your ass to confuse the coroner
Catch a Frisbee
Enjoy tasty beverage
Get some
Hock loogie
Wildly overestimate air resistance
Minor in Econ
Comment on poor Evans architecture
Secure your Batarang, descend safely
Turn in … Read More
Poliokemon
Hungry Hungry Flesh-Eating Bacteria
Erectile Dysfunction
Leprosy Logs
Plague Doh
Voltronorrhea
My Buddy Who Has Sickle-Cell
Tickle Me Mono
G.I. Genital Herpes
Cancer Patch Kids
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I can’t believe you had sex with my mother!
Uno!
Why is it so hard to think of a name for Jack’s bistro?
It’s a boy!
To add or drop a class, press “2”.
Just come in off the ledge. … Read More
