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I can’t believe you had sex with my mother!
Uno!
Why is it so hard to think of a name for Jack’s bistro?
It’s a boy!
To add or drop a class, press “2”.
Just come in off the ledge. … Read More
The Jungle Gook
Gooks and Ladders
The Gooks of Hazzard
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Use 1 -800-COLLECT And Save A Buck Or Two On All Your Calls To Someone Who Cares
Here’s Two Quarters, Call Someone Who Cares
If You Keep It Brief, You Can Just Use My Cell Phone
I Don’t Especially Care … Read More
Berkeley Engineers, Conductors and Brakemen
Defenders of the Silver Standard
Safeway Club
Whigs
A bunch of guys named Roger
National Socialist
HARDBOILED!
Bull Moose
The Bring Dave Coulier To Campus Party
BYOB
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Cocoa Puff Daddy
Vons Value Brand Night Stalker Cereal
Honey Tomb
Apple Jack the Ripper
Jeffrey Dahmer’s Frosted Flakes of Human Skin
Grape Psychos
Cunanan Toast Crunch
Rice Kaczinskys
Honey Bundys of Oats
Cheeri-Ojs
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“…until the handle breaks off, and you have to go to the doctor to pull it out again!”
“Donkey donkey donkey donkey donkey.”
“Or not.”
“This thesis will self-destruct in five seconds.
“Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.” … Read More
Kill’Em All
Fight Fire With The Fire Extinguisher
Battery Not Included
Puppeteer of Puppets
Don’t Tread on the Tulips
Trapped Under Father O’Malley (Catholic Children Only)
Ride the Carousel
For Whom the Recess Bell Tolls
Milk and Cookies for All … Read More
Vegans on Ice
Break the Cycle’s Bicycle Repair Workshop
twLFSmackdown!
American Culture Night of Watching TV and Eating Salty Food
Unitary transformation
300 Ear-splitting Minutes with the Golden Overtones
Muslim Student Union’s Age-Old Simmering Border Conflict with Hillel
Cal-PIRG 48 … Read More
Play That Funky Music Al Gore
Johnny B. Partisan
Smells Like The Contract With America
I Just Called To Say I.O.U.
Majority Whip It
One Hand In My Pocket Veto
Chapel of Love, Where Love Is Defined Explicitly as Being … Read More
Spay dog (you can suck the uterus right out of there)
Turn innie into outie (for a brief period of time)
In-home angioplasties
Climb up side of building (requires two vacuums)
Save money on shampoo
Give self hickey; watch popularity … Read More
