Top Ten Catholic April Fool’s Pranks

  1. Teach evolution in Kansas
  2. Replace communal wine with Franzia “Party-in-a-Box”
  3. Last rites read in comical Yiddish accent
  4. Non-transsubstantiating wafers
  5. Recommend the rhythm method as a viable birth control option
  6. A dildo in your ass instead of the priest’s cock
  7. Apology for two thousand years I of church misdeeds
  8. Whoopee cushions in confessional booths
  9. Exploding school bus in Ulster
  10. Altar candles that light up again after being blown out