- Only dustbust really dangerous dirt
- Turn off heater, begin sleeping in oven
- Let Grandpa die with dignity
- Only wash car when you have a full load
- Shave balls with disposable razor
- Unplug yourself, if you’re an appliance or robot
- Rapidly
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- Try in vain to do anything whatsoever, batting it hopelessly with his tiny paws, while his patronizing human masters fawn over him.
- Sell it; buy tuna fish with profits
- Break it in half, because he knows karate
- Poop on it
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- Above me
- In the GBC, for only two swipes
- Cloyne Court, if you’ve got herpes
- In Chancellor’s jowls
- In the butt
- QC174.45.M444 – QC654.14.T373
- In Hoku Jeffrey’s hair
- Wherever she passes out
- 122 Wheeler (wink, wink)
- Underneath me
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- French Fry
- One More!
- Fabulous!
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- Billy is 4 feet wide and half as tall
- Billy is comprised of superdense matter which causes him to have a strong gravitational pull, thus giving him an inherent dodgeball disadvantage
- Color of his skin
- You saw Billy take a
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- Top Ten Things To
- Frederick Cho
- Ja
- Oramic camera
- Cho villa
- Fried Chicken
- Teflon
- Da
- Peter
- Gold nuggets
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- Tsar Search
- Joseph Stalin riding a flying poodle
- Mickey Mouse, but crying
- The Fox Trotsky
- Iron Eagle VI
- Compassionate Totalitarianism
- Dr. Zhivago’s Top Five R&B Video Countdown
- The Two-Party System in which, somehow, the same guy wins every time
- Palestine’s
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- All the cool kids shop at T.J. Maxx
- There’s plenty of oxygen in the trunk
- Officer, he fell down the stairs
- This is the only way to take your temperature
- We love both of you equally
- It’s not your fault
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- Long after you’ve gotten the shit off your hand, you’ll still always remember it as the shitty hand
- You didn’t even have hands in the first place so now the shits on your arm
- Clapping is pretty much a non-option
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- Teaching a modernist dog new tricks
- Eating the bits, but none of the kibbles
- Playing alive
- Catching frisbees while making self-referential wisecracks about how cliche it is to catch frisbees
- Delivering monologues directly to the camera
- Letting its own tail
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