- Choking the fire-breathing dragon
- Polishing the helmet
- Rubbing the Franciscan monk’s bald head
- Grooming the one-eyed horse
- Knighting yourself
- Wielding the longsword
- Erecting a steeple for the cathedral
- Buttering the toast around the Round Table
- Draining the moat
- Evacuating the
… Read More
- Dee-lite’s “Groove is in the Heart”
- Ben and Jerry’s
- Water
- Music
- Firemen
- Dr. Seuss
- Twix Bars
- Babies
- Sunsets
- The Princess Bride
… Read More
- Mini-Disneyland with mini-California Adventure
- It’s a Regulated Market After All
- Pirates of Hollywood Avenue
- Hall of Incompetent Governors from Reagen to Davis
- Sweater Vest Mountain
- Bakersfield Klansmen Jamboree
- The Disney Store
- Japanese Tourist Land
- Dotcom Six-story Drop
- Juan y Pablo’s
… Read More
- Only dustbust really dangerous dirt
- Turn off heater, begin sleeping in oven
- Let Grandpa die with dignity
- Only wash car when you have a full load
- Shave balls with disposable razor
- Unplug yourself, if you’re an appliance or robot
- Rapidly
… Read More
- Try in vain to do anything whatsoever, batting it hopelessly with his tiny paws, while his patronizing human masters fawn over him.
- Sell it; buy tuna fish with profits
- Break it in half, because he knows karate
- Poop on it
… Read More
- Above me
- In the GBC, for only two swipes
- Cloyne Court, if you’ve got herpes
- In Chancellor’s jowls
- In the butt
- QC174.45.M444 – QC654.14.T373
- In Hoku Jeffrey’s hair
- Wherever she passes out
- 122 Wheeler (wink, wink)
- Underneath me
… Read More
- French Fry
- One More!
- Fabulous!
… Read More
- Trivial Pursuit of Peace
- Tetherisraeli
- RISK
- Hide and Go Sheik
- Gaza strip poker
- Skipping rocks off Israeli police officers
- Capture the flag and then burn it
- Hopscotch over your bleeding classmates
- Arafat-Barak 1-On-1 Half Court Challenge
- Paper, rock, tank
… Read More
- Scare people straight
- Frown
- Stand on the edge of very high objects and yell “I didn’t kill my wife”
- Either get busy livin’, or get busy dyin’
- Appeal
- Behave, get paroled, and then kill again to make up for 25
… Read More
- All the cool kids shop at T.J. Maxx
- There’s plenty of oxygen in the trunk
- Officer, he fell down the stairs
- This is the only way to take your temperature
- We love both of you equally
- It’s not your fault
… Read More
