- “Don’t make me get out of this wheelchair.”
- “I may be drunk, but you’re ugly, and in the morning I’ll be dead of alcohol poisoning.”
- “Aw gee, you’re right.” [jumps off ledge (of Evans)]
- “Well of course it’s small compared
Tag Archives: top ten
Top Ten Improved Names for the Tailbone
- Crystal SpriteGA$A3
- “Oh yeah, she’s definitely fucking bulemic.”
- Tailbone Jackson
- Fortitude
- <nobr>Buttfuck<wbr>logistics<wbr>probleminator</nobr>
- Neglecto
- We Used to Have Fucking Tails It’s Not Butter!
- Sony #TZX456
- <nobr>Onlyrealize<wbr>itexists<wbr>afterfirstday<wbr>snowboarding<wbr>bone</nobr>
- Dollywhomppper2K2
Top Ten Ways to Be a Tease
- Become a slut, then tone it down a bit
- Suck slowly on fingers after giving hand job
- Diet of only bananas and popsicles
- Don’t wear bra, also don’t wear shirt
- Know how to give good blow jobs, but don’t
- Wear
Top Ten Proposed Solutions to Housing Crunch
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“Everyone sleeps at the Chancellor’s House” month
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Only admitting people between 4’8″ and 5’3″ in order to squeeze them into new quintuple dorm rooms.
- Encouraging male students to masquerade as girls so they can live in sorority houses with
Top Ten Things Seldom Written in Braille
- “Congratulations on your purchase of a Smith & Wesson”
- “Choose Bob’s Driving School!”
- “The Squelch is a sensitive magazine”
- “Welcome to Metropolitan Museum of Art…Sorry!”
- “Your Guide to Sign Language”
- “Do Not Touch”
- “Your Guide to Reading Braille”
- “To properly
Top Ten Jeopardy Categories
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Potent Potables
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Biblical Harlots
- Rhetorical Questions
- Cross-Dressers I’ve Been Fooled By
- Famous First People to Step on Moon
- Ends With Y
- Famous Old Dead Cocksuckers
- Pederasty
- Yes/No Answers
- My Clothes Off (As in, “I’ll take My Clothes Off for eight
Top Ten Times to Look Down a Girl’s Shirt
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When you can’t look at her cootch
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In Astro lab with your big ol’ telescope!! Aw yeah.
- At church when she bows for communion
- When your boyfriend isn’t looking
- When you’re just friends and she’s just hot
- Any time
- When
Top Ten Reasons to Raise the Fence Around Berkeley High
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Because you already raised the roof
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Prevent Tom Holmoe from ruining their football team, too
- Less schools, less prisons, more prison-schools
- Make it even harder to leave Berkeley High
- Kids are getting taller
- Misinterpreted “raising the bar”
- See if students
Top Twelve Items in a “Hi-Tech Burrito”
- 600 Free Hours of AOL for 45 days
- Open-Source Salsa
- Global positioning software
- Smart Beef
- Supercream XP
- Surveillance Olives
- Missle Defense Shield
- Hoverbeans
- Kt133 – Chipset
- Stealth guacamole
Top Ten Porn Cereals
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Porn Flakes
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Blueberry Hand Job
- Cream of Guy
- Cinnamon Ass Munch
- Product 69
- Frosted Mini-Teats
- Honey Womb
- Cap’n Crotch
- Special KY
- Dild-O’s
